Rabbits aren't so fluffy after all!

So lately my crazy dreams have been coming in by the dozen! I had so many in one night it was hard to keep track of where one began and another ended. It also meant that it was a lot harder to remember them once I had awoken. But some made it through the barrier. :) 

So for your reading pleasure here is one of them that may make you think twice when wandering on a farm.

So the dream started out so pleasantly. The sun was shining and I was on my way to a classroom that was situated in a barn on a farm! :) I was on my way over to it when I stumbled across a field full of the cutest widdle bunny wabbits!! I stopped and treaded so carefully so as not to scare them as I feel I am a friend to all of natures animals (apart from stupid spiders!! They can go die!) Anyway mother rabbit sees me tip toeing towards her babies and has an absolute shit fit! She manages to scare her babies probably more than I flipping well would have and off they go running around like headless chickens! She finally gets them all to 'safety' and just when I think I'm in the clear to carry on my way this mother rabbit stops, turns very sloooooowly, and looks at none other than me with this deathly look in her eye! Suddenly rabbits aren't so cute anymore! Next thing I know the crazy thing has its teeth bared and is bounding straight at me... so once again I find myself running for my life. Those of you who have read my blogs before will know this seems to be a recurring theme in my dreams. 

Anyway I make it over this fence before this psycho rabbit can catch me. Well I think I'm in the clear but nooooooooo! The rabbits aren't the only animal on the farm that has seen this whole episode. I turn around and there are these three angry looking dogs staring right at me. Rabbits I can handle but dogs??? Really?? I'd also like to point out that I actually haven't done anything wrong and if I could speak dog I would explain it to them but shockingly I can't so ooooo look im running for my life AGAIN! 

Now those of you who know me will know I'm not a bad runner and when needed have a fair bit of pace so yeh a rabbit I can out run but dogs? Nope! I manage to stack it and the dream turns nasty! Each dog then takes it in turn to maul me! :( not fun as you can imagine. Each one gets it's teeth into my legs and there is literally blood everywhere. Weirdly I am not in much pain and am just bothered about getting the dogs off me because they are annoying me more than anything else! 

Now the dream then does that weird thing that dreams often do where it suddenly skips and your somewhere else or time has moved on. Well it skips and my legs are fine, the dogs have gone and once again I'm on my way to the classroom. Well the lesson comes and goes very quickly in my dream and the class is all filling out into the farm grounds. I think all is well until the people in front of me have come to stop and everyone is looking in the same  direction. At this point I dare not look, but as my eyes meet what everyone is looking out I feel a sudden lurch in my stomach as I have a feeling I'm going for another run! An entire line of pissed off GEESE are now in front of me! REALLY!!!????!!! ALL I DID WAS CREEP UP ON A FEW BABY RABBITS!!!!!!! This farm is ridiculous! oooo look im running for my life again! At least this lot are easier to get away from. So as I begin once again on a frantic run across the farm chased by a squabble of geese I can't help but wonder... why the hell is no one from me class even remotely reacting to this scene before them and WHY IS NOONE HELPING ME! 

DREAMERS DICTIONARY
Farm: A prosperous-looking, well kept farm in your dream predicts a life of abundance, simple pleasures, and good health; a derelict, neglected, or poor-appearing farm signifies a small loss of money, expected gain, or property.


Rabbit: Many rabbits in your dream signify an increase in responsibilities which will be pleasant rather than onerous; rabbit fur or anything made of it is a sign that you will eventually be able to afford sable.


Dog: As a general rule dogs in dreams are a good omen and symbolize friends. Of course the interpretation varies according to the action and other details but it's fairly straightforward. If the dog was friendly or affectionate, it signifies pleasure and happy times with friends; a fierce or snarling dog suggests disagreements or untrustworthy friends; and if it bit or attacked, you are being warned to look out for actual deceit or harmful trickery from someone you trusted.


Geese: To see them, wether swimming, flying or on the ground, is a forecast of improving conditions; but if you heard them cackling, you are being warned that someone is trying to con you with sweet talk.

Had an EPIC!

Well I have another day off work so thought I would keep up the blogging while I can. And in true Pittsy dream style last night I had what I like to call an EPIC! (and yes it needs to be in capital letters). An EPIC is where my dream is so long it could be turned into some form of film, I was thinking Sandra Bullock would play me as I have always liked her films and have been told our mannerisms are very similar :) 

The dream consisted of three separate dreams but all merge into one BIG dream. If you hadn't questioned my mental state before now you will, once you see how epic an EPIC dream can be!

My dream doesn't start off well as I find myself running for my life, don't worry it ends well ;). Who I am running from it is unclear but I know I need to run. Unfortunately my choice of location makes this extremely difficult. I am running for my life in a very built up council house area that consists of back to back terraced houses. Not ideal for running for your life, so I decide that the best way to run is to run on the fences of the gardens! What a stupid idea! Who in their right mind runs along fences! Shockingly I find myself falling off a lot. Anyway this doesn't last long as the dream suddenly changes and I am in a new location but unfortunately I am still faced with mortal danger.

This time my life is being threathened by non other than...wait for it... ALIENS...oh snap! The aliens are the type that are seen in war of the worlds and chicken little. Those big metallic things that have big googly eyes and shoot rockets and lasers at you. Well one alien had his eyes on me and shot a rocket straight for me and two other people that were standing next to me. These two other people were none other than Edd Simpson and Daniel Derbyshire, two former classmates of mine. Anyway all of of us manage to get out of the way of the rocket but we weren't quick enough to get away from the HUGE hole it then produced in the ground! We then proceeded to fall to our deaths. Now this next part in the film will look quite comical and I have a feeling Sandra Bullock will do it justice. As Im falling I see the edge of the hole is just pure mud so I try to get the edge of the hole by 'swimming' through thin air. I get closer and manage to dig my hands in and then my feet. The lads then follow suit. We all then start making our way back up the hole. Weirdly when we get a few feet from the top we somehow then can't manage the last few feet. But luckily some unknown person lowers a very nifty ladder to haul is up the last bit. Etiquette is clearly not on the lads minds as this moment though as they haul themselves up without a glance backwards at me! Cheers fellas! Now letting go of the mud wall and grabbing onto the ladder somehow seemed the scariest thing in the world at this moment but I manage to do it and I am finally free from peril as once again my dream changes and I am no longer in danger. Yay!

Suddenly I am randomly at a theme park and might I add on the crappiest ride ever. Its one of those ones that is like a cinema and you watch something on the screen. I decide to ditch everyone in there and go out the back way and I am sooooooooo glad I did because of who I stumble upon! Oh only HARRY POTTER!!!! ANNNNDDDD he's glad he ditched the ride as well because it turns out he likes me! GET IN!!! Told you the dream ended well! :) So we hop on one of the more thrilling rides and ride off into the distance to live happily ever after! BOOM! :) 

DREAMERS DICTIONARY
Fence: An obstacle dream signifying difficulties ahead, the interpretation depends on the result of the dream action.


Alien: You will make valuable new friends if you dreamed of being an alien- but if your dream involved dealing or meeting with aliens, important changes are coming your way.


Hole: To step or fall into a hole is a warning against undesirable companions; reassess your relationships.


Fame: To dream of achieving fame yourself is a sort of dream of contrary and suggests you are trying to grasp something which is beyond your reach; high aims are commendable but it's healthier to keep them within reasonable bounds. However if your dream involved a famous person, keep trying, because you'll get help from some unexpected source.

Back by demand!

Its been ages since my last post so I do apologise! I have just been so busy recently that I haven't really found time to just sit and blog. Today though I have found a little free time due to the fact I am not well and have not gone into work today. :( My lack of blogging certainly isn't due to a lack of dreams as you will be pleased to know my crazy dreams are still going strong and I have had numerous ones since my last blog! Because I have had so many I really don't know where I would begin so I am just going to post my latest one which just so happened to be last nights! :) 

Last nights dream was a bit of blur chronologically! It all took place in one room so I'm not really sure what happened when so I'm just going to write them as they come to me! Lets set the scene shall we...Dance show! 

Some of you may know that I attend a dance school every week with two of my best friends Amy and Dani, and my dream just so happened to be about us all hanging out backstage preparing for a show. Now apparently in this show candy canes are featured heavily in it as they were everywhere in the room! Dani and another dancer Alice were sorting out all the candy canes in to two separate piles. (This may not come as a shock to some people but I was helping out by eating the candy canes) but I got what I deserved for not helping because as I was moving onto another candy cane I got the horrible shock in that it was chili flavoured!!!???!!! I HATE SPICEY THINGS so you can imagine how upset I was. After that i stayed away from the candy canes. I also realised why Alice and Dani were separating them into two piles!

At another point in the dream I took notice of what else we had in the room...plant pots! Lots and lots of plant pots, with little seedlings in, some barely just sprouted. Now here the dream got a little awkward and it was around here that I woke up. These plants were obviously important to the show and needed taking care of. This job seemed to have fallen into the hands of Amy which apparently was not a wise choice. Amy had been forgetting to water the plants every day so today she decided to compensate for this and water the plants  to the point where they were OVERFLOWING with water!?! What Amy didn't realise is this can be damaging to the plants and it was me who decided to mention this to her...BAD IDEA! She got soooo angry with me because I told her how to water the plants, something that apparently was so simple to do, that because I had told HOW to do it I was basically calling her stupid! How Amy came to this conclusion just by me mentioning over watering can kill the plants I don't know but she was not happy. So those of you who know Amy and ever have a dream with her in, DONT mention her gardening skills :) 

There were other points and events that happened in this dream but they were pretty mundane and don't need a mention. I realise its not my most thrilling dream I have ever had but it featured two of my favourite people who I know read my blog so I thought Id post it!

In addition to my blogs they now will include an extra feature at the end of them. For Christmas a good friend of mine Sibo got me a dream dictionary. He is fully aware of how crazy my dreams are so he got me this dictionary which explains some of things that I dream about and there meanings. I love this book so thought I would add it as an extra feature so I hope you like it. :)

DREAMERS DICTIONARY
Candy: Whether you made it, ate it, received it, or gave it away, it's a sign that you'll soon be happy even if at this moment you don't believe it. 


Plant(s): Healthy plants, growing indoors or out, are an omen of general good luck in your current undertakings, and the omen is intensified if the plants were in bloom; however, if they were wilted or in poor condition, they signify a warning of possible difficulties due to careless planning. A dream of repotting, watering, feeding, or setting out plants is a promise of a contented homelife in comfortable circumstances.


Pretty good dream all in all then :)