So lately my crazy dreams have been coming in by the dozen! I had so many in one night it was hard to keep track of where one began and another ended. It also meant that it was a lot harder to remember them once I had awoken. But some made it through the barrier. :)
So for your reading pleasure here is one of them that may make you think twice when wandering on a farm.
So the dream started out so pleasantly. The sun was shining and I was on my way to a classroom that was situated in a barn on a farm! :) I was on my way over to it when I stumbled across a field full of the cutest widdle bunny wabbits!! I stopped and treaded so carefully so as not to scare them as I feel I am a friend to all of natures animals (apart from stupid spiders!! They can go die!) Anyway mother rabbit sees me tip toeing towards her babies and has an absolute shit fit! She manages to scare her babies probably more than I flipping well would have and off they go running around like headless chickens! She finally gets them all to 'safety' and just when I think I'm in the clear to carry on my way this mother rabbit stops, turns very sloooooowly, and looks at none other than me with this deathly look in her eye! Suddenly rabbits aren't so cute anymore! Next thing I know the crazy thing has its teeth bared and is bounding straight at me... so once again I find myself running for my life. Those of you who have read my blogs before will know this seems to be a recurring theme in my dreams.
Anyway I make it over this fence before this psycho rabbit can catch me. Well I think I'm in the clear but nooooooooo! The rabbits aren't the only animal on the farm that has seen this whole episode. I turn around and there are these three angry looking dogs staring right at me. Rabbits I can handle but dogs??? Really?? I'd also like to point out that I actually haven't done anything wrong and if I could speak dog I would explain it to them but shockingly I can't so ooooo look im running for my life AGAIN!
Now those of you who know me will know I'm not a bad runner and when needed have a fair bit of pace so yeh a rabbit I can out run but dogs? Nope! I manage to stack it and the dream turns nasty! Each dog then takes it in turn to maul me! :( not fun as you can imagine. Each one gets it's teeth into my legs and there is literally blood everywhere. Weirdly I am not in much pain and am just bothered about getting the dogs off me because they are annoying me more than anything else!
Now the dream then does that weird thing that dreams often do where it suddenly skips and your somewhere else or time has moved on. Well it skips and my legs are fine, the dogs have gone and once again I'm on my way to the classroom. Well the lesson comes and goes very quickly in my dream and the class is all filling out into the farm grounds. I think all is well until the people in front of me have come to stop and everyone is looking in the same direction. At this point I dare not look, but as my eyes meet what everyone is looking out I feel a sudden lurch in my stomach as I have a feeling I'm going for another run! An entire line of pissed off GEESE are now in front of me! REALLY!!!????!!! ALL I DID WAS CREEP UP ON A FEW BABY RABBITS!!!!!!! This farm is ridiculous! oooo look im running for my life again! At least this lot are easier to get away from. So as I begin once again on a frantic run across the farm chased by a squabble of geese I can't help but wonder... why the hell is no one from me class even remotely reacting to this scene before them and WHY IS NOONE HELPING ME!
DREAMERS DICTIONARY
Farm: A prosperous-looking, well kept farm in your dream predicts a life of abundance, simple pleasures, and good health; a derelict, neglected, or poor-appearing farm signifies a small loss of money, expected gain, or property.
Rabbit: Many rabbits in your dream signify an increase in responsibilities which will be pleasant rather than onerous; rabbit fur or anything made of it is a sign that you will eventually be able to afford sable.
Dog: As a general rule dogs in dreams are a good omen and symbolize friends. Of course the interpretation varies according to the action and other details but it's fairly straightforward. If the dog was friendly or affectionate, it signifies pleasure and happy times with friends; a fierce or snarling dog suggests disagreements or untrustworthy friends; and if it bit or attacked, you are being warned to look out for actual deceit or harmful trickery from someone you trusted.
Geese: To see them, wether swimming, flying or on the ground, is a forecast of improving conditions; but if you heard them cackling, you are being warned that someone is trying to con you with sweet talk.
