Rabbits aren't so fluffy after all!

So lately my crazy dreams have been coming in by the dozen! I had so many in one night it was hard to keep track of where one began and another ended. It also meant that it was a lot harder to remember them once I had awoken. But some made it through the barrier. :) 

So for your reading pleasure here is one of them that may make you think twice when wandering on a farm.

So the dream started out so pleasantly. The sun was shining and I was on my way to a classroom that was situated in a barn on a farm! :) I was on my way over to it when I stumbled across a field full of the cutest widdle bunny wabbits!! I stopped and treaded so carefully so as not to scare them as I feel I am a friend to all of natures animals (apart from stupid spiders!! They can go die!) Anyway mother rabbit sees me tip toeing towards her babies and has an absolute shit fit! She manages to scare her babies probably more than I flipping well would have and off they go running around like headless chickens! She finally gets them all to 'safety' and just when I think I'm in the clear to carry on my way this mother rabbit stops, turns very sloooooowly, and looks at none other than me with this deathly look in her eye! Suddenly rabbits aren't so cute anymore! Next thing I know the crazy thing has its teeth bared and is bounding straight at me... so once again I find myself running for my life. Those of you who have read my blogs before will know this seems to be a recurring theme in my dreams. 

Anyway I make it over this fence before this psycho rabbit can catch me. Well I think I'm in the clear but nooooooooo! The rabbits aren't the only animal on the farm that has seen this whole episode. I turn around and there are these three angry looking dogs staring right at me. Rabbits I can handle but dogs??? Really?? I'd also like to point out that I actually haven't done anything wrong and if I could speak dog I would explain it to them but shockingly I can't so ooooo look im running for my life AGAIN! 

Now those of you who know me will know I'm not a bad runner and when needed have a fair bit of pace so yeh a rabbit I can out run but dogs? Nope! I manage to stack it and the dream turns nasty! Each dog then takes it in turn to maul me! :( not fun as you can imagine. Each one gets it's teeth into my legs and there is literally blood everywhere. Weirdly I am not in much pain and am just bothered about getting the dogs off me because they are annoying me more than anything else! 

Now the dream then does that weird thing that dreams often do where it suddenly skips and your somewhere else or time has moved on. Well it skips and my legs are fine, the dogs have gone and once again I'm on my way to the classroom. Well the lesson comes and goes very quickly in my dream and the class is all filling out into the farm grounds. I think all is well until the people in front of me have come to stop and everyone is looking in the same  direction. At this point I dare not look, but as my eyes meet what everyone is looking out I feel a sudden lurch in my stomach as I have a feeling I'm going for another run! An entire line of pissed off GEESE are now in front of me! REALLY!!!????!!! ALL I DID WAS CREEP UP ON A FEW BABY RABBITS!!!!!!! This farm is ridiculous! oooo look im running for my life again! At least this lot are easier to get away from. So as I begin once again on a frantic run across the farm chased by a squabble of geese I can't help but wonder... why the hell is no one from me class even remotely reacting to this scene before them and WHY IS NOONE HELPING ME! 

DREAMERS DICTIONARY
Farm: A prosperous-looking, well kept farm in your dream predicts a life of abundance, simple pleasures, and good health; a derelict, neglected, or poor-appearing farm signifies a small loss of money, expected gain, or property.


Rabbit: Many rabbits in your dream signify an increase in responsibilities which will be pleasant rather than onerous; rabbit fur or anything made of it is a sign that you will eventually be able to afford sable.


Dog: As a general rule dogs in dreams are a good omen and symbolize friends. Of course the interpretation varies according to the action and other details but it's fairly straightforward. If the dog was friendly or affectionate, it signifies pleasure and happy times with friends; a fierce or snarling dog suggests disagreements or untrustworthy friends; and if it bit or attacked, you are being warned to look out for actual deceit or harmful trickery from someone you trusted.


Geese: To see them, wether swimming, flying or on the ground, is a forecast of improving conditions; but if you heard them cackling, you are being warned that someone is trying to con you with sweet talk.

Had an EPIC!

Well I have another day off work so thought I would keep up the blogging while I can. And in true Pittsy dream style last night I had what I like to call an EPIC! (and yes it needs to be in capital letters). An EPIC is where my dream is so long it could be turned into some form of film, I was thinking Sandra Bullock would play me as I have always liked her films and have been told our mannerisms are very similar :) 

The dream consisted of three separate dreams but all merge into one BIG dream. If you hadn't questioned my mental state before now you will, once you see how epic an EPIC dream can be!

My dream doesn't start off well as I find myself running for my life, don't worry it ends well ;). Who I am running from it is unclear but I know I need to run. Unfortunately my choice of location makes this extremely difficult. I am running for my life in a very built up council house area that consists of back to back terraced houses. Not ideal for running for your life, so I decide that the best way to run is to run on the fences of the gardens! What a stupid idea! Who in their right mind runs along fences! Shockingly I find myself falling off a lot. Anyway this doesn't last long as the dream suddenly changes and I am in a new location but unfortunately I am still faced with mortal danger.

This time my life is being threathened by non other than...wait for it... ALIENS...oh snap! The aliens are the type that are seen in war of the worlds and chicken little. Those big metallic things that have big googly eyes and shoot rockets and lasers at you. Well one alien had his eyes on me and shot a rocket straight for me and two other people that were standing next to me. These two other people were none other than Edd Simpson and Daniel Derbyshire, two former classmates of mine. Anyway all of of us manage to get out of the way of the rocket but we weren't quick enough to get away from the HUGE hole it then produced in the ground! We then proceeded to fall to our deaths. Now this next part in the film will look quite comical and I have a feeling Sandra Bullock will do it justice. As Im falling I see the edge of the hole is just pure mud so I try to get the edge of the hole by 'swimming' through thin air. I get closer and manage to dig my hands in and then my feet. The lads then follow suit. We all then start making our way back up the hole. Weirdly when we get a few feet from the top we somehow then can't manage the last few feet. But luckily some unknown person lowers a very nifty ladder to haul is up the last bit. Etiquette is clearly not on the lads minds as this moment though as they haul themselves up without a glance backwards at me! Cheers fellas! Now letting go of the mud wall and grabbing onto the ladder somehow seemed the scariest thing in the world at this moment but I manage to do it and I am finally free from peril as once again my dream changes and I am no longer in danger. Yay!

Suddenly I am randomly at a theme park and might I add on the crappiest ride ever. Its one of those ones that is like a cinema and you watch something on the screen. I decide to ditch everyone in there and go out the back way and I am sooooooooo glad I did because of who I stumble upon! Oh only HARRY POTTER!!!! ANNNNDDDD he's glad he ditched the ride as well because it turns out he likes me! GET IN!!! Told you the dream ended well! :) So we hop on one of the more thrilling rides and ride off into the distance to live happily ever after! BOOM! :) 

DREAMERS DICTIONARY
Fence: An obstacle dream signifying difficulties ahead, the interpretation depends on the result of the dream action.


Alien: You will make valuable new friends if you dreamed of being an alien- but if your dream involved dealing or meeting with aliens, important changes are coming your way.


Hole: To step or fall into a hole is a warning against undesirable companions; reassess your relationships.


Fame: To dream of achieving fame yourself is a sort of dream of contrary and suggests you are trying to grasp something which is beyond your reach; high aims are commendable but it's healthier to keep them within reasonable bounds. However if your dream involved a famous person, keep trying, because you'll get help from some unexpected source.

Back by demand!

Its been ages since my last post so I do apologise! I have just been so busy recently that I haven't really found time to just sit and blog. Today though I have found a little free time due to the fact I am not well and have not gone into work today. :( My lack of blogging certainly isn't due to a lack of dreams as you will be pleased to know my crazy dreams are still going strong and I have had numerous ones since my last blog! Because I have had so many I really don't know where I would begin so I am just going to post my latest one which just so happened to be last nights! :) 

Last nights dream was a bit of blur chronologically! It all took place in one room so I'm not really sure what happened when so I'm just going to write them as they come to me! Lets set the scene shall we...Dance show! 

Some of you may know that I attend a dance school every week with two of my best friends Amy and Dani, and my dream just so happened to be about us all hanging out backstage preparing for a show. Now apparently in this show candy canes are featured heavily in it as they were everywhere in the room! Dani and another dancer Alice were sorting out all the candy canes in to two separate piles. (This may not come as a shock to some people but I was helping out by eating the candy canes) but I got what I deserved for not helping because as I was moving onto another candy cane I got the horrible shock in that it was chili flavoured!!!???!!! I HATE SPICEY THINGS so you can imagine how upset I was. After that i stayed away from the candy canes. I also realised why Alice and Dani were separating them into two piles!

At another point in the dream I took notice of what else we had in the room...plant pots! Lots and lots of plant pots, with little seedlings in, some barely just sprouted. Now here the dream got a little awkward and it was around here that I woke up. These plants were obviously important to the show and needed taking care of. This job seemed to have fallen into the hands of Amy which apparently was not a wise choice. Amy had been forgetting to water the plants every day so today she decided to compensate for this and water the plants  to the point where they were OVERFLOWING with water!?! What Amy didn't realise is this can be damaging to the plants and it was me who decided to mention this to her...BAD IDEA! She got soooo angry with me because I told her how to water the plants, something that apparently was so simple to do, that because I had told HOW to do it I was basically calling her stupid! How Amy came to this conclusion just by me mentioning over watering can kill the plants I don't know but she was not happy. So those of you who know Amy and ever have a dream with her in, DONT mention her gardening skills :) 

There were other points and events that happened in this dream but they were pretty mundane and don't need a mention. I realise its not my most thrilling dream I have ever had but it featured two of my favourite people who I know read my blog so I thought Id post it!

In addition to my blogs they now will include an extra feature at the end of them. For Christmas a good friend of mine Sibo got me a dream dictionary. He is fully aware of how crazy my dreams are so he got me this dictionary which explains some of things that I dream about and there meanings. I love this book so thought I would add it as an extra feature so I hope you like it. :)

DREAMERS DICTIONARY
Candy: Whether you made it, ate it, received it, or gave it away, it's a sign that you'll soon be happy even if at this moment you don't believe it. 


Plant(s): Healthy plants, growing indoors or out, are an omen of general good luck in your current undertakings, and the omen is intensified if the plants were in bloom; however, if they were wilted or in poor condition, they signify a warning of possible difficulties due to careless planning. A dream of repotting, watering, feeding, or setting out plants is a promise of a contented homelife in comfortable circumstances.


Pretty good dream all in all then :) 

Who needs a TV?

Who needs a tv when I have such an over active brain at night?! Last night I had two dreams that both consisted of me hanging out with the characters from two of my favourite tv shows, Made In Chelsea and Misfits. Now I dream a lot about all sorts of weird and wonderful things but this is a first for me. I have never, in the long time I have been having dreams, dreamt about tv characters so it was quite weird having two in the same night.

My first dream was with the Misfits, Kelly and Kurtis to be precise, which is a good choice by my subconsciousness as Kelly is my favourite character and Kurtis...well he's just really hot :). It turns out in this dream I too am a misfit and I too am working the community service look. Although I don't think orange jumpsuits are really my thing! The dream takes place at my old school in the new building which I can't actually remember what its called now it's been so long since I was there. Anyway this building is pretty straight forward and could have been designed by a small child with Lego. It's three floors up and basically each floor is a long corridor with a stairwell at each end and one in the middle. The reason I am telling you the layout of this building is because I spend the entire dream running around it with my fellow misfits trying to escape carrying our precious stolen cargo...TOMATOES!!! That's right of all the things to steal I am carrying a tupperware box full of tomatoes ooooo criminal mastermind or what!?! Anyway with our booty in our possession it was time to make our escape, we finally make it out one of the doors at the far end of the building which is the nearest escape from the school grounds. Unfortunately there is a group of school kids making there way in from a PE class which means one thing...Mrs Bennett, dum dum duuuuum! Now being the athletic girl I am I always enjoyed PE and got on well with the teachers but in this dream teachers were sort of the security guards of this odd prison we were in and needed to be avoided at all costs. Me and Kelly seem to have the same thought, turn around and find another way out, but not Kurtis. Off he goes full pace up the hill with his precious Tomatoes. He's got no chance. Kelly and I leave him to his doom and off back into the building we go. The dream skips and I'm on my own attempting my very own escape plan. Now this just makes me giggle how in my subconscious I am very similar in my thoughts and actions sometime. My amazing full proof plan that is no doubt going to get me out of this place and has no flaws in it what so ever......oh just walk out of the front gate whistling with the tomatoes hid behind my back.......Yeh, nice one dream Pittsy, like that's gona work. Anyway off I go out the front door where loads of guards are literally just watching me go. I get past the gate when one of them just yells at me to get back in, as if Im just a naughty child looking to get into trouble. Funnily enough that's just how I respond. Instead of doing the normal thing and running at full pelt away from prison and into freedom, I stomp my feet and yell back at the guard telling him I wasn't doing anything wrong and I am allowed to go outside. While yelling all this I trudge back into the prison realising that my plan may need a bit of work :D 

After that my second dream was a lot more mellow and a lot less dramatic. Thank goodness. I went from being at the bottom of the social ladder, a convict, and general ragamuffin (love that word) to being at the top of the tables and hanging out with the elitist of Rarrs! Darling! Basically this dream consisted of me hanging out on lavish cushions in a very lavish bar with Hugo, Millie, Proudlock, Ollie and Mark Francis, who in my dream seemed to be my best friend and was explaining the best way for me to pull at this Ball we were all going to. The reason we weren't at it yet is we were waiting for our VIP passes to arrive...of course! :) anyway the dream didn't last very long and ended when our passes finally arrived. But not before Mark Francis had me lying on my back with my legs apart saying this was a great way to pull lads!?!?!?!?!?! Undeniably I'm sure that would work but I decided to take a pass on this pulling technique as I didn't think it appropriate for a Ball. :D

Two very entertaining dreams which was a nice change from some of the nightmares I have been having recently. Keep an eye out for my wedding dream which I promise I will post in the near future, but think I have rambled on enough for one post! Sweet Dreams! 

Dream Overload

I know it's been a while since my last post but life got pretty busy in the run up to christmas. But today I have a day off and have already done all my jobs that needed to be done so I finally had some time to do a blog! Whoop. Unfortunately this means a few dreams have been missed out but here's a quick list of some of the themes and things I have been dreaming about recently...

• Moats
• Big Scary Buildings that are the headquarters to an evil Organisation
• Roller-coasters
• Kissing
• Being chased by big scary men
• Friends from school
• Amy Newman
• Picnics
• Escaping
• My wedding (post to follow)
• Losing my teeth (I have had this dream so many times I have lost count)

These are just a few of the things my brain decided to focus on over the past month. Who knows why or what they mean!?!

Nightmare!

Unfortunately when we lay down to rest and slip into the world of dreams there is a chance it can all go wrong. Recently that happened to me. One night I awoke having had what you would call nightmares. :( they were very short but they were enough to make me want to wake up. When you get to the feeling that this cant be real and you just want to wake up, and somehow your brain listens and you do. 

The first of these short nightmares consists of what I can only describe as a very big pterodactyl, if you have seen the movie Evolution it looks something like the one in that. Anyway the pterodactyl is tearing up the place and needs sorting out, somehow it comes to be that the only way to stop this terrifying monster is for me to dress up like something similar and fight it, bizarre I know. As you can imagine I'm not feeling too optimistic about this idea but I go ahead with it anyway and strap some form of winged instrument to my back and away I went. Luckily this is where my brain kicks in and thinks it's time to wake up. So I do, but this momentarily bliss does not last long...

because before I know it I am being chased by a huge crocodile, that can stand on its hind-legs and run like humans can, round and round my house. Not fun as you can imagine, this game of cat and mouse, or more appropriately human and crocodile, goes on for while until my brain seems to get bored and ups the intensity. Suddenly I become aware that my mum is in the living room and has no idea that her life is in danger. I try to call out to her. At first she doesn't believe me but after entering the hallway and seeing the crocodile she decides to join me in running for my life. That's when again I don't want to hang around to find out the ending to this nightmare and choose to wake up! :)

But funnily enough I would rather have these kind of nightmares every night if it meant I didn't have to have the kind of dream I had last night! Or should I say nightmare. It has got to be one of the worst ones I have ever had and I have had some pretty nasty ones. Just ask my friend Becca, I once woke up after having seen her head impaled on a stick!? But this dream didn't feature my friends it was my family that was in danger, and there is nothing worse than dreaming about those closest to you being in trouble. 

I won't go into too much detail as this was more of a novel than a short story, like the other nightmares. This dream took place on the moors where I work. My Mum, Dad and brother Andrew were all up on the moors with me. My Mum and Dad were with their cars in the car park where I work, when suddenly a huge fire broke out on nearby buildings. At one point in the dream one of these buildings collapses and sends down burning rubble down the hill and straight for me and my family. I duck behind my car as it comes crashing down either side of me, I can feel bits of the rubble burning me. I wait anxiously as the last pieces fall. At this point, I am scared to get up again to see the damage caused or worse to see that my parents didn't make it to cover in time.

 Eventually after what feels like an age I get up and with a huge sigh of relief I see that my parents had managed to get to their car as well. I take in my surroundings and see not everyone was as lucky as we were. After this, panic really sets in and my Mum begins screaming for my brothers name. All we know was that he was the other side of a huge section of heather. Dad being the hero that he is forces my Mum to get into my car so we can drive to safety and get out any more danger. We leave my dad behind with the other car to look for Andrew. This is where my brain kicks in as I can't bear the idea of leaving my Dad and Brother behind, and I wake up. I feel so sick and my eyes are prickly from the emotions this nightmare caused. 

Having such vivid dreams isn't always a good thing, the pictures are still so clear in my head and it still makes me sick thinking about what I saw. It's not often I get such scary dreams but this definitely was one of the worst. The only good thing I actually saw in this dream was that my car happened to be a gorgeous mini cooper S (instead of the Citroen Saxo I actually drive) but even that got battered with burning brick, so all in all not a good week for dreams! :( Hopefully next weeks will consist more of handsome men and fluffy kittens! 

              

                

My First Dream Post


Well it finally happened, I finally had my first crazy dream since starting my dream blog and I can safely say it did not disappoint on the crazy front. Starring in this weeks dream was the one and only Vicki Holder. Why? I have no idea! I haven't seen her in a while so that may have something to do with it. Although her role is very minimal in the dream she was the only person who I recognised throughout. So here goes... Welcome to the subconscious mind of Laura Pitts...


It all weirdly starts in a swimming pool where a huge and wide water slide is host to a number of kids and adults all shapes and sizes, but none are more obvious than a daughter and mother who are BEYOND obese! A small crowd gathers at the bottom as siblings, friends and parents watch as their loved ones slide down. But when this pair of lard lovers step up to take the plunge an eerie silence overcomes the crowd as everyone stops to watch wether the slide can survive such an enormous amount of weight!? The dream skips and suddenly the daughter is at the bottom and the mother is still at the top of the slide. The crowd have now turned on the younger of the two and begin to cat call and abuse the poor girl. The mother, still at the top of the slide, just watches this happen and begins to tear up. Obviously ashamed of her weight and having just witnessed her daughter being ridiculed she cannot bring herself to go down the slide and simply runs away back down the stairs and out of sight. This then just leaves the poor girl alone absolutely humiliated. Then low and behold a hero enters...ME! Ha just kidding but I can't seem to bear to watch the poor girl suffer so I go up to comfort her, put my arm round her and tell everyone else to 'Do One!' or something to that effect! Whatever I said it works and people begin to back off. 


Again the dream skips! But to a whole new location. Im still in my bathing suit and what just happened is still apparent in my mind but I am walking along a track road by the side of a load of tennis courts and beside me is Vicki! Suddenly I stop dead in my tracks as I remember I am supposed to be taking care of a cat and haven't fed them for a while. Me and Vicki race along the track to what looks like an old school building, the kind of building you had crappy DT lessons in! We burst through the double doors only to find the cat happy as larry as the caretaker has been looking after it this whole time. Panic over!.. Dream Over! 


This sudden sense of relief wakes me from my dream as does my annoying alarm beside me to tell me to get up for work! Told you I had weird dreams! 


The only explanations I have for this dream is I have been thinking about my weight a lot recently, due to the fact I no longer have my mum cooking delicious and healthy meals and now resort to microwave meals and beans. The cat bit I guess is from missing my gorgeous little fluff ball called Pob although it looked nothing like her. It in fact looked very much like three other cats to which I am very fond of, Big Momma Smudge, Jack and Keegan. 
Apart from that I can make no other connections to why my brain seems to malfunction during the night! :) 


So there you go! My first dream blog entry. I hope you enjoyed it!