My First Dream Post


Well it finally happened, I finally had my first crazy dream since starting my dream blog and I can safely say it did not disappoint on the crazy front. Starring in this weeks dream was the one and only Vicki Holder. Why? I have no idea! I haven't seen her in a while so that may have something to do with it. Although her role is very minimal in the dream she was the only person who I recognised throughout. So here goes... Welcome to the subconscious mind of Laura Pitts...


It all weirdly starts in a swimming pool where a huge and wide water slide is host to a number of kids and adults all shapes and sizes, but none are more obvious than a daughter and mother who are BEYOND obese! A small crowd gathers at the bottom as siblings, friends and parents watch as their loved ones slide down. But when this pair of lard lovers step up to take the plunge an eerie silence overcomes the crowd as everyone stops to watch wether the slide can survive such an enormous amount of weight!? The dream skips and suddenly the daughter is at the bottom and the mother is still at the top of the slide. The crowd have now turned on the younger of the two and begin to cat call and abuse the poor girl. The mother, still at the top of the slide, just watches this happen and begins to tear up. Obviously ashamed of her weight and having just witnessed her daughter being ridiculed she cannot bring herself to go down the slide and simply runs away back down the stairs and out of sight. This then just leaves the poor girl alone absolutely humiliated. Then low and behold a hero enters...ME! Ha just kidding but I can't seem to bear to watch the poor girl suffer so I go up to comfort her, put my arm round her and tell everyone else to 'Do One!' or something to that effect! Whatever I said it works and people begin to back off. 


Again the dream skips! But to a whole new location. Im still in my bathing suit and what just happened is still apparent in my mind but I am walking along a track road by the side of a load of tennis courts and beside me is Vicki! Suddenly I stop dead in my tracks as I remember I am supposed to be taking care of a cat and haven't fed them for a while. Me and Vicki race along the track to what looks like an old school building, the kind of building you had crappy DT lessons in! We burst through the double doors only to find the cat happy as larry as the caretaker has been looking after it this whole time. Panic over!.. Dream Over! 


This sudden sense of relief wakes me from my dream as does my annoying alarm beside me to tell me to get up for work! Told you I had weird dreams! 


The only explanations I have for this dream is I have been thinking about my weight a lot recently, due to the fact I no longer have my mum cooking delicious and healthy meals and now resort to microwave meals and beans. The cat bit I guess is from missing my gorgeous little fluff ball called Pob although it looked nothing like her. It in fact looked very much like three other cats to which I am very fond of, Big Momma Smudge, Jack and Keegan. 
Apart from that I can make no other connections to why my brain seems to malfunction during the night! :) 


So there you go! My first dream blog entry. I hope you enjoyed it!